When you're big
When you're big
You can push all the little ones around
They're lookin' up while you are looking down
You can snap a tree in two like it was just a twig
Things are better when you're big
When you're big
You can do anything you want to do
(Wah-oh)
All the rules that grownups make, they don't apply to you
(Not to you)
You can splash in all the puddles
Gulp, slurp, and swig
(Oh, wah)
The world is wetter when you're big
(Glug, glug, glug)
You can snort
(You can snort)
You can growl
(You can growl)
You can stomp
(You can stomp)
You can howl
(You can howl)
You can bonk someone smaller on the head
(On the head)
You can take what you want
Play all day in the swamp
And you never ever have to go to bed
When you're big
You can step on little people's toes
(Oh wah)
Munch on their lunch
(Lunch)
And bop them in the nose
(Oh, yeah)
Threehorns, longnecks, and duck feet, too
(Duck feet, too)
They all have to do anything you want them to
(You want them to)
And if they don't, you can plop them--
--in the goo
Don't you forget
What you want, you get
Things are better when you're big
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When you're big
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When you're big
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When... you're... big